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next entry | previous entry Jump to Day 1 | 10 | 20 | 25 | 30 | 40 | 100 | 110 | B | 6/18/05 | latest day 111 - Kosse, TX - the Poet and the Brute - 3/11/05the Poet stands, about to recite his poem: Poet: ahem...."what I..." Poet (with hesitation): "What I once thought to be a great crevasse was just a dirty hole..." (the Brute takes action immdediately) Brute: all right, that's enough of that! (the Brute seizes the Poet and brings him to the floor. the Brute's knee upon the Poet's back) Brute: listen here--you've just been placed under citizen's arrest... Brute (to the Merchant): sir, please call upon the proper authorities...I shall detain this barbarian until they arrive... Poet: UUUU-ARGHHH! Merchant: we'll see him squirm! Brute: there he goes now! (the Poet squirms beneath the Brute's knee.) (the Craftsman passes by) Craftsman: I've seen him before--look at him go! like a fish! let me guess........"I thought it was a hole, but it was a ravine"! Brute: keep to your path, sir...the proper authorities shall be here soon! Brute (to the Poet): not your first offense, eh? you're done for now!... they'll send you to the HOOSEGOW! (laughter) Poet: I HAVE OTHER POEMS! (laughter) Brute: that's about enough of that, sir! (with this, the Brute shoves a cloth into the Poet's mouth) (minutes later, the police arrive) Brute (removing the cloth): all right now! tell them what you told us! Poet: ...."what I....what.........." All (in unison): OUT WITH IT!! Poet: "WHAT I ONCE THOUGHT TO BE A GREAT CREVASSE WAS JUST A DIRTY HOLE." (laughter) Brute: all right now, take this vile creature to his dungeon! (the Poet is taken away) *end* next entry | previous entry | back to top |
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